Human Bonding

When two humans use wet seaman and wait until it drys to become stuck to each other.
“How was last night with liv?”
“I came on her tummy and gave her a hug so long that we became Human Bonding.”
by DJ1580 April 29, 2019
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the boys humans

a term of boys
the boys humans just nutted 30 times.
by xwxeds February 20, 2022
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Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"
by Poopoo Consumer June 01, 2023
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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.
Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
Oh yeah Babe,Im gonna Human Giraffe!
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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