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Butter Face

1) A girl who has an exceptable or sexy body, but has a less attractive face. Originated from: she is hot, but her face is not

Also see: butterface
<i>Kate is a real butterface</i>
by Acephalous March 31, 2004
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face shot

1. When you jizz all over a girls face.

2. Skier lingo for when your shredding the pow pow and the powdery snow hits you right in your face. (this is generally considered a good thing)
1. Chris: "Wow Molly is a lying cheating slut, she deserves a face shot."

Will and Jamie: "True that, dumb sluts usually like face shots anyway."

2. Alex: "Holy shit that line was epic! i was getting face shots the whole way down!"

Christian: "Yeah, it was pretty sweet, but those were nothing compared to the face shots i got in france."
by ChrisCrossKilla February 20, 2008
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Faceball Bat

A regular baseball bat, when used to rearrange someones face, becomes a faceball bat.
"that kid pissed me off so i faceball batted him. he gets out of the hospital around 2010."
by willers222 December 18, 2008
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Face-Buse

The randomly abject abuse of Facebook by making nonsensical and absolutely ridiculous entries for the pathetic and wanton craving for attention on Facebook; or mistaking Facebook for Twitter; or the utter rubbish occasionally posted on Facebook that genuinely serves no purpose or value.
Cliff: Mark did you read the utter nonsense Will posted on his Facebook page?

Mark: What did he write?

Cliff: He says and I quote: "I am not satisfied with myself- or with things, as they are- but am happy in the thought that I have within, the power to change myself- and things- as I like"

Mark: What a Face-Buse!!
by Autch-Money December 5, 2009
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Face whore

A person who continuously adds 'friends' to their friends list on Facebook, though many-or-most are actually strangers or simply casual acquaintances, solely for the purpose of appearing popular on Facebook: Face whore!

Note: This person's SOLE interaction with his/her new, so-called 'friends' is: "Thanks for the add."
"I received an FB friend request today from a chic I've never met. She apparently wants to 'know' me, wants me to be number 820!?! What a Face whore!"
by bobbyjaybrown March 16, 2010
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Face taco

The aggressive smearing of a vagina on an unwilling victim's face. Often used as a prank to awaken asshole men, but is also effective as a defense tactic when attacked by mountain lions.

Similar to teabagging, but far better as a weapon, since 1) testicles are weak, difficult to aim, and easily bruised, and 2) a face taco can potentially kill a victim by suffocation.
John: This morning my girlfriend woke me up with a face taco; I thought I was under attack by a burglar with a fleshlight.

Bob: Yeah, same; I was dreaming that I was Luke Skywalker, about to freeze to death on Hoth, so I crawled inside my dead tauntaun for warmth. After I woke up, it took me 5 minutes to realize I wasn't still inside its carcass.

John: I would break up with her if it wasn't for all the mountain lions.
by Taco22222 September 23, 2014
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shoe face

one who's face is so terribly distorted that it is referred to as something you would shove feet into.
There is a shoe face in every biology class. And she wears funny pants.
by mellers and jackers November 9, 2005
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