Urban Dictionary Showdown 

If challenged to an urban dictionary showdown, you must both immediately hit the random button at the same time, regardless of situation, lack of required limbs or mid-masturbation, and see who gets the funniest results.

Ben, I challenge you to an Urban Dictionary Showdown!

But I've got a King Kong boner and it won't go away

Get the fuck in here!

Urban Dictionary Showdown by Ben Ajayi-Obe March 1, 2012

Urban Dictionary 

A fantastic dictionary website with a community of very non biased greatly open minded extremely intelligent people to write all the definitions. Urban dictionary also has some nice editors who are really good at their job approving nearly every word added to the site.

URbAn DICTiOnaRY RoXX!!!!1

No.... Not really....

Urban Dictionary by BigStupidJellyFish October 18, 2012

Urban Dictionary Editors 

People that live to piss others off! They reject definitions that people work hard on and that would be usefull to other people. Instead, these editors CRUSH YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS!!! Don't reject something because you don't like it or agree with it. Reject it only if it doesn't make sence! Don't reject something because it insults you! Dumbasses!

Those Urban Dictionary editors crushed my hopes and dreams!

Urban Dictionary Editors by Iluvch0c0tac0s April 18, 2013

Local Dictionary 

The Complete Opposite of urban dictionary

Clair: I'll look it up in the local dictionary

Jason: No, look it up in the urban dictionary it has more answers and is also hilarious

Local Dictionary by ThatSarcasticGuyAtParty's January 20, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

Urban Dictionary by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

an epic website/app which you are currently on. Abbreviated ud.

I'm going to look up that word on urban dictionary.

Urban Dictionary by Meepster April 6, 2015

Urban Dictionary 

A place where people show case the mental retardation they have been undergoing for the days it took them to finally be able to let it out to the world.
And a place where everyone goes ahead and reads it anyway, in an unsuccessful bid to find something meaningful and getting comic explanations every other time

Look for the meaning of meaning in urban dictionary and see what i mean

Urban Dictionary by squeakyAF June 21, 2015