4 definitions by InvitroCannibal

13th step

A metaphor used to describe someone who is close to suicide, fallin off the wagon, or about to relapse

At a gallow there are aproximately 12 stair steps to the hangmans noose, the 13th step is the hanging.

Also known as the stairway to heaven

Example1
Person#1 John's not here today, guess he finally took the 13th step.

Person#2 When's the funeral?
Example 2
Person#1
This class makes me wanna take the 13th step
Person#2
Oh are you in AA?
Person#1

I hate you

by InvitroCannibal February 20, 2015

Gamer Hero

One who lives a double life. By day he is a janitor but by night he patrols the city of gotham with his xbox 360.

Ted didn't realize his wife left him because he was too busy being a gamer hero

by InvitroCannibal February 11, 2015

Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015

Jeffry

When your parents are too poor to afford two E's in your name.

Jeffry: Like Jeffrey but more simple

by InvitroCannibal October 27, 2019