I didn't feel like talking about douches today, so i switched the letters around in the word "douchebag" and came up with "couchbag". It's perfect.
by Nixon de la Tours December 6, 2010
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Having a short term relationship with an incredibly hot partner which ends badly.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.
Having a position well out of your league, with every player in town hating you for 7 weeks, before being sacked off and dumped in a forest while your temporary partner goes on to greater heights and ruling europe.
The opposite of cuffing.
I couldn't believe it when she said yes, but I knew it was only going to be a summer break of cloughing so I'm not gonna be bitter when it ends.
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I could see the new Netflix money pit in the theater for its limited theatrical run but I’m lazy and it will probably suck so I’ll just watch that couchbuster at home.
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Get the your couch mug.A phrase used to instigate grade bonding. it inspires love and unity. And sometimes results in lewd behavior.
by kraushaus October 20, 2011
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