lady-boner 

1. the female equivalent of a 'boner'.

2. May be as mild as slight moisture and nothing else: 'semi lady-boner'

3. Or it may be characterised by extreme wetness, involuntarily clenching and unclenching vaginal muscles, and an erect clitoris: 'massive lady-boner'

"Why did you have unprotected sex with that bad-boy player last night?"

"Because I had a massive lady-boner and he was really doing it for me and my school and family preach abstinence so I had no condoms".

lady-boner by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 January 29, 2009

tongue boner

During a very bad kiss where the kisser's tongue is hard and darting in your mouth.

That guy was cute but when we kissed, he tongue bonered me. So gross.

tongue boner by jessorlando November 11, 2011

Breakfast Boner 

An erection that occurs in the morning and is naturally caused as the brains enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body's skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection.

"Scott, this morning I had a huge breakfast boner and my first piss of the day ended up all over the walls"

Breakfast Boner by Marc Quenneville May 4, 2009

super saiyan boner 

having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)

Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.

super saiyan boner by Goku boner January 26, 2014

cuddle boner 

A completely undesired erection one achieves whilst cuddling with your significant other.

Dude, I was just tryna snuggle wit my girl but I freakin had a cuddle boner, and now I have navy balls.

cuddle boner by Ljefeboriqua November 16, 2010

I pulled a boner 

Around 1940 and after, "a boner" was a screw up or mistake. So, to "pull a boner" was to make a mistake. Don't say "I pulled a boner" to your Teacher or Boss or police. they'll punnish you for that. If you're brave, you could try it with anyone else.

Wife- why'd you eat my cake?? I was saving that!

husband- "sorry Dear. I pulled a boner."

I pulled a boner by mr. stuart April 21, 2006

chapel boner 

an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.

Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!

chapel boner by moose36 December 21, 2008