batard

The definiton came from Mike when he meant to say 'bastard' and from then we thought it was hilarious. Definition means the opposite of bastard.

Say like, you could use it if your mad at someone, or just to be funny. Like Mike and I, we used it for everything. We'd be like.. ahah batard.. lmao

by emma and mike April 26, 2004

battling bastards

WW2 battle of the Philippines " Battling Bastards of Bataan "

Battling bastards of Bataan were good americanos there song still rings in our ears! From the shores of baha california to the streets of LA. We will fight our countries bad boys, with mujeres on each arm.

by itichie_nocanpo June 23, 2006

Beastard

a lonely deer crossing the road that is slightly deaf in it's left ear , and has a slight case of tonsillitis , but doesn't like going to the doctor cause he has awful health insurance .

Kara: hows your deer?

Ellen: BAMBIIII ! NOOO ! WATCH OUT FOR THAT CAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cassie: my dad killed bambii, im sorry

Ellen: no .... Phil Collins killed bambi .. that beastard ..

by suckmyasshole July 8, 2011

Bastardjuice

Any drink that is found to be unsatisfactory. Used typically in the Midlands of the United Kingdom

"This drink's awful, what the fuck is this? Bastardjuice?"

by John Delonge April 25, 2006

bastardized

a bastardly way; when sounds bastardly or bastard like

What she said just then was so bastardized.

by Nicollet December 17, 2008

Bartard

when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.

Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??

by Suprane September 8, 2006

basturd

same as bastard but with a twist. like pepsi

by sashafan July 10, 2003