Chop of a Human

When an individual is absolutely disgusting in any way shape or form
That chick is so hein she is a literal chop of a human
by Chooch_Inspired June 17, 2023
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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."
"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"
by Poopoo Consumer June 01, 2023
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Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!
Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!
by TheCreaper April 29, 2024
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Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
by DumbFxck April 23, 2024
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human npc

People that behave like an npc.
Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"
by Međed November 03, 2022
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human fuel

a more technical term for fart
her human fuel has been exhausted when she used it to create a huge flame, entertaining everyone.
by Mr.Guy_Boyman February 27, 2015
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human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.
Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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