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Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.
Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!
by BobackTFox January 31, 2023
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human laundering

Mistakenly used instead of human trafficking.

‘Trafficking in persons’ shall mean the recruitment, transportation, transfer, harbouring or receipt of persons, by means of the threat or use of force or other forms of coercion, of abduction, of fraud, of deception, of the abuse of power or of a position of vulnerability or of the giving or receiving of payments or benefits to achieve the consent of a person having control over another person, for the purpose of exploitation.
The cartels have been conducting human laundering.

Human laundering....isn't that like money trafficking?
by Racialthatsnotmyname July 10, 2022
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Human Dictionary

A human dictionary is a human that every single word e.g. Ur english teacher
Ao m8, u know miss, shes such a human dictionary.
by Ur nan#2 July 10, 2018
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Free-range-Human

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.
John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.
by Mittens VanBuren July 31, 2021
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Arts and Humanities Scholar

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
by distress69 September 19, 2018
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Faith In Humanity

Something that is lost when you realize there are actually people who think Danny Masterson is innocent
Faith in humanity

Status: Lost forever
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 1, 2023
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Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.
My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.
by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024
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