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Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
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Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
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Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
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Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
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