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shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"
boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"
by hahaiknow101 June 23, 2009
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How the fuck is Steve Jobs?

A question regarding the physical and mental wellbeing of the late tech tycoon and Microsoft founder Steve Jobs.
Person A: "They always ask who the fuck is Steve Jobs, never how the fuck is Steve Jobs..."
Person B: "Well how is Steve Jobs"
Person A: "He's fuckin' dead dude"
Person B: "Oh wow what did he died of"
Person A: "Ligma"
Person B: "Who the fuck is Steve Jobs?"
Person A: "Ligma balls"
and the cycle continues... Steve Jobs cannot get a day of goddamn rest can he
"How the fuck is Steve Jobs?" is not a hard question to ask guys
by SteveJobsDiedOfLigma April 16, 2021
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Shit House Fucked Up

Adj. Used to describe one who is particularly intoxicated, specifically due to alcohol consumption.
Dude, I see two of everything... Pass me another beer I'm getting shit house fucked up and having sexual intercourse with the least attractive woman here. High five!!!
by Rusty Dalton August 24, 2008
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get fucked by a futa day

every july 20th is "get fucked by a futa day" where any futa may ask to fuck you and shall do so with consent
yo today is get fucked by a futa day but not a single one has asked me
by bored communist July 19, 2022
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well fuck me running

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.
by fucwad March 17, 2004
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Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch

adjective & adverb

a word used usally when you stub your toe or get hit by a bus/train, it can even be used as an insalt on the internet.
Mother Fucking Cock-sucking Fucking cunt ass pussy bitch that bus just came out of no where and hit me
by Shroom5799 September 29, 2017
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trick fancy sport fuck

To blatently blast a random girl doggy-style without protection.
I had to trick fancy sport fuck this ho bare back and I flipped her backside 'cause rubbers are for faggots.
by t-diddy October 24, 2004
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