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Smithsonian Steamboat

Smithsonian Steamboat is a term used when an older lady smokes a cigar or vape with her vaginal canal then another person pulls the smoke out of her vagina with there mouths and blows it back into the older lady's mouth.
Crum: WHO WANTS A SMITHSONIAN STEAMBOAT

*The people at the retirment home look at him confused*

Crum then proceeds to give everyone a Smithsonian Steamboat

Everyone wins!
by BlowMo2ndCusion December 11, 2024
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A rating scale, out of 10, for rating books. This scale may also be used to rate other forms of media. Each point of this scale represents a different meaning:
10 - Essential read. A life changing book. Should be read by everyone, even if you don't like reading.
9 - Exceptional. Must read regardless of whether you like the genre or not.
8 - Great. Must read if you love the genre.
7 - Good. Recommended if you like the genre.
6 - Okay. Read if you've run out of grease and good books in the genre and crave more.
5 - Whatever. Take it or leave it.
4 - Not for me. Didn't like it, but others might.
3 - Not good. Didn't like it and I don't think others would either.
2 - Bad. Don't read. Waste of time.
1 - horrendous. This book should not exist and everyone who has ever read it is worse off for the experience.
Hey, how would you rate that book? On the Smith's Scale of Literary Gumption, I would be rating it an 8, as this book was genre defining!
by Graytr January 29, 2026
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Smithers

when ur being crafty to pull a girl and you rub your hands like mr burns
this guy man hes a smithers
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Smith-Sauer AI Amnesia Effect

A cognitive bias wherein individuals, after identifying clear errors or limitations in AI-generated content within their own area of expertise, nevertheless continue to place undue confidence in the same AI’s output on topics outside their expertise. This phenomenon reflects a selective skepticism: the observed unreliability of AI is compartmentalized rather than generalized, leading to inconsistent trust in the technology.
Jared, a software engineer, noticed that the AI couldn’t correctly format a for-loop in Python. Ten minutes later, he trusted it to draft a legally binding employment contract. Classic Smith-Sauer AI Amnesia Effect.
by Geoff Carr April 24, 2025
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Smither

A woman wear tights at the gym who uses the Smith Machine for an extended amount of time, typically between 2-4 hours. Squats, RDL and hip-thrusts are some of their favorite exercises.
John: Dirty fucking Smither stole my machine.
by sm6496 July 19, 2025
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smith

when you're typing 'something' as 'smth' but your device's autocorrect kicks in and changes it to 'Smith'
'hey dude i just did smith.'
'smith'
'smith'
'SOMETHING god damn it"
by dèéz August 20, 2025
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shithackery

The dark art of getting broken code or a terrible design to “work” through sheer force of desperation, duct tape, and questionable morals.
Usually involves global variables, setTimeout “fixes,” or ten layers of !important.
Common side effects include technical debt, shame, and a future you silently curse.
This isn’t refactored yet, but I made it work with some shithackery
by mr mr mr mr mr mr mr mr October 9, 2025
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