holding their piss

When a guy or a group of guys refuses to leave the company of attractive female or females at a club or bar because they know she'll be approached by other males or wander away if left alone.

"Should we go talk to those girls?"
"We could, but those assholes are holding their piss."

by Reubenscoobins January 11, 2009

piss-pirate

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.

Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate

by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

piss dirty

It's when someone fails a piss drug test.

Guy#1" Hey where's Mike?'

Guy#2" He pissed Dirty so they Let him go!" Mikes bro

Guy#1"I hate drug test, shit belows, Piss dirty!!!"

by luvs2speed69 April 10, 2007

piss ass

an enhancer that can refer to basically anything at any given time based on the speakers intent. similar to how one would address someone as an "asshole" in a negative regard, but more versatile because it can enhance positive emotion equally. it can demonstrate jealousy, respect, hate, and even happiness. its uses are as wide as the receiver is comfortable with accepting, and generally demands a response. it is derogatory in nature, but a term used amongst friends (especially to each other) to express a given sentiment. originated in south milwaukee, over a game of pool.

mad/angry: you stole my last fish stick you piss ass!
respect: you piss ass, i can't believe you made that cut shot 8-ball bank. i gotta learn that shot!
happiness: i can't believe you planned this awesome party for me you piss ass, thanks bro!

by adamvivitron November 10, 2011

Piss-Kiss

The event of urine being splashed over the sphincter, buttocks, and/or perineum after faeces drops into the toilet water while the depositor is defecating.

"Bleurgh, just got piss-kissed by last night's bananas."

by Graham Gooch February 24, 2010

piss dribble

when using the toilet to pass water the piss doesn't completely stop running and it dribbles down your leg or to you bum.

annna: ah i can feel wet in my trackiesthink i piss dribbled a bit.
paddy: o how anoying, do you want some spare panties to change into?

by clara468 April 5, 2008

piss factory

a dog or cat that pisses all over your house.

my dog is a piss factory.

by gangstarr4lyfen June 4, 2009