dick wet

when a boys wants to have sex with a female, he wants to get his dick wet. (sticks penis inside a wet vagina)

Cedrick says, "Man i need to get my dick wet" lol
KeKe says, "I'll wet your dick"

by Tee-Tee January 5, 2008

dick bucket

a lady who never says no..to anyone. also known as a shezmo

see claire over there, shes a right dick bucket we have all had her

by mikey b5000 January 7, 2008

bee's dick

1. An imprecise or snap judgment of incredibly small space or distance - usually in relation to a brief window of time, as in a close call or near miss. Exact measurement can never be known, trust only in it being teeny-tiny.

2. Drone penis

1. The car briefly span out of control on the wet road, squealing to a stop a bee’s dick away from slamming into the Capilano truck traveling in the opposite direction.

2. The two virgin females fought for the title of the hive's queen, which gave exclusive breeding rights over a thousand strong swarm of buzzing bee's dick. Being so beleaguered, we believe it would be a busy bee season for the winning bee.

by Danny K. August 3, 2007

dick fart

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a quofe (also spelled quof or quoaf).

NOTE: Dick farts or quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a dick fart at the same time and splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Harry and Dick

Cockney Rhyming Slag for feeling very sick.

"I had some bad Air Ships and Clouds last night, so I'm a bit Harry and Dick this morning."

by The-Twitching-Peanut July 20, 2008

dick knuckle

Similar to penis wrinkle, it is a term used to describe a useless person. Think about it, how useful would it be for a dick to have a knuckle?

Jimmy - "I ate the rest of your chicken."
Buddy - "What a dick knuckle."

by Stumpie September 20, 2005

Dick Cheney

1. A man who can't tell the difference between a quail and his hunting partner.

2. Our Vice President

1. "Dick Cheney hit his hunting partner, Harry Whittington, in the face with shotgun pellets. Luckily, he is ok."

2. Dick is just one step away from being president. Thank Jesus George W. Bush is there instead.

by Booblover April 9, 2006