cunt plunger 

Another term for the male reproductive organ, see dick.

Man he tore me up last night with his cunt plunger.

cunt plunger by sbutter September 4, 2008

Cunt Blocker

A person (female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of another female getting her game on.

Female-specific variant of "Cock Blocker"

Definition rooted from MrTea6's definition of Cock Blocker.

"Wow Regina is such a cunt blocker; she kissed Aaron Samuels at his Halloween party!" Cady

Cunt Blocker by I_Love_hooters January 3, 2005

cunt muffin 

n. Used to describe someone who is a failure at life in general. Second most creative insult ever (see cock juggling thunder cunt).

see also: fuckwit,assmunch,twat waffle,fucktard

Person 1: You know what? You're a fucktard.
Person 2: Shut up, assface
Person 1: Bitch tit!
Person 2: Fuckwit!
Person 1: Twat waffle!
Person 2: CUNT MUFFIN!
*silence*
Person 3: Damn... you got served

cunt muffin by MasterSheep August 30, 2005

cunt kiss 

A sexy, passionate kiss shared by two women.

The room buzzed with excitement when Mike's wife Bonnie shared a very public cunt kiss with Mary Jane at midnight of the New Year's Eve party.

Aunt Angie took advantage and gave her sister's little 10 year old daughter Lindy her first experience of a cunt kiss.

cunt kiss by july41944 August 13, 2009

cunt-tease

Male version of a cocktease. He flirts with girls, excites them and wont give em any.

Other names,

Pussytease
Snatchtease
Poontease
Poontangtease
Vaginatease
Bitchtease

The list goes on.

He rubs me up and down but never goes to the candy store!

cunt-tease by Frustrated September 29, 2003

cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!

boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!

cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007

cunt dunk 

The act of inserting your left and right testicular organs in the orifice of a vagina at the same time excluding the penis.

Yesterday I gave your mom a cunt dunk in the shower.

cunt dunk by Spankmasterflex August 29, 2006