cronch flict

A conflict within the dirty vagina of your bitch girlfriend

My girlfriend is currently having internal cronch flict

by cronch November 24, 2014

crotch napkin

Mans mustache and or beard during conalingus

His crotch napkin tickled me

by kiitty December 16, 2014

crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.

Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."

by Jaymic February 5, 2015

crotchluminati

A very powerful and mysterious triangular entity, of fishy origins, lurking in the shadows of women's nether regions.

Christine likes to post silly Buzzfeed articles showing how the Illuminati is all around us, but all I care about is that crotchluminati.

by LabiaVendor April 26, 2014

Crotch Reset

When your pants and underwear somehow become positioned in such a way - possibly while working, walking, or running around - that there is no way to fix the situation except to go to the restroom, drop everything, and start over.

My boxers got all twisted and were pinching my junk. I had to go to the bathroom and do a crotch reset.

by Jeehar June 10, 2014

crotch gizzard

A slang term for a very large vagina/labia.

No camel toe on her. She had a crotch gizzard the size of a baseball!

by Plashdog August 5, 2014

Crotch Rocket

When a male inserts his penis into a females asshole and screams "Crotch Rocket " and masturbates on the females back.

Rick ass fucked Misty screamed crotch rocket and masturbated on Misty's back.

by HyperionYT July 13, 2015