Crack-fil-A is an American fast food restaurant chain headquartered in the Atlanta suburb of College Park, Georgia, specializing in crack sandwiches.
Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.
Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.
Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.
Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.
Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.
Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.
"I was going to shoot up some heroine, but decided it was easier to just eat a sandwich at the Crack-fil-A."
by A Busy Man December 4, 2012
Get the Crack-fil-Amug. The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.
The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.
by Christina September 1, 2008
Get the Crack Jogmug. A humpback (someone with a large hump on their back)who is either on crack or sells crack. They are most commonly found on street corners and in dark alleys. Almost every town has their own crack-back who supplys them with crack and/or a good laugh, because a guy with a big hump on his back is fuckin funny.
Erik- Dude, wanna go pwn those noobs jamie and heather in foosball again?
Jake- Hell yeah... but lets crackalax for an hour or so before we go
Erik- Aight. But where are we gonna get the crack mayne?
Jake- Don't worry i know this crack-back who is always hangin out behind taco bell... we can score some off him
Erik- Word.
Jake- Hell yeah... but lets crackalax for an hour or so before we go
Erik- Aight. But where are we gonna get the crack mayne?
Jake- Don't worry i know this crack-back who is always hangin out behind taco bell... we can score some off him
Erik- Word.
by Wlnga September 19, 2008
Get the Crack-Backmug. A phenomenon of popular culture, usually a song, that immediately and substantially elevates the mood of all women who find themselves experiencing it. The effect is stronger at night, and magnified when mixed with alcohol.
by Bill Ovitander September 25, 2012
Get the girl crackmug. A person or thing with addictive appeal. Something or someone so attractive it becomes addictive to the senses.
by Exkwizard July 4, 2011
Get the crack appealmug. by sexy baby dani April 27, 2019
Get the clit crackmug. An uncommon nickname for tobacco, derived from the fact that nicotine is said to be as addictive as crack. Also possibly descended from the fact that pipe tobacco smoked from a bong can produce psychoactive effects in quick order, similar to crack.
by Slag Off! July 14, 2006
Get the brown crackmug.