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battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
mugGet the battered clammug.

grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.
That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.
by Moper69 December 17, 2016
mugGet the grumpy clammug.

clam guards

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.
by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012
mugGet the clam guardsmug.

The Clam Chowder

The Clam Chowder is when a person with a penis ejaculates into their bellybutton and their partner then proceeds to slurp it out of their bellybutton like soup.
“Cory said that Bentley performed The Clam chowder on him. I bet he is full now.”
by DoIMakeYouRandy? March 17, 2024
mugGet the The Clam Chowdermug.

clam bashing

These 2 girls I know like to clam bashing all the time.
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
mugGet the clam bashingmug.

Clam slam

When a femal teabags a male to show power and lack of fucks to give she places the clam on face of male equaling a clam slam
by Clam slam July 3, 2017
mugGet the Clam slammug.

Clam Slam

Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Clam Slam is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Clam Slam! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
mugGet the Clam Slammug.

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