Pearl's Clam Lady

Pearl's Clam Lady refers to a woman who weaponizes kindness and using your own actions against you without you knowing, letting you ruin your life all by yourself. They deliberately act like the therapist friend or the helpful friend to use your bad habits or dark secrets against you in the future. They blend in society seamlessly because they are usually subtle with their actions.

The male version of this is called "Orpiment Gentleman"

Beware! She's a Pearl's Clam Lady, she might scheme against you

Pearl's Clam Lady by ILoveCheeseWaffles February 6, 2026

Skunk the Clam

Massaging a woman's Clitoris while performing analingus.

My lady loves me to Skunk the Clam. Skunking the Clam gives Two incredible stimulations at the same time.

Skunk the Clam by Rockyloo February 7, 2026

Fort Lauderdale Clam Chowder

When a regular height man is with two midgets and the one in sucking his dick while the other is doing a handstand on the others shoulders, and the man is sucking her her toes

Oh shit, we walked in on our boy Paul and he was getting a Fort Lauderdale clam chowder at his bachelor party!

Fort Lauderdale Clam Chowder by Kmofo3 May 22, 2026

Eating clams 

Wasting time

Person: Please stop eating clams or else

Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

clamball 

A 50/50 mix of Fireball Cinnamon Whiskey and Bud Light Chelada with Clamato, served at 95 degrees fahrenheit over ice. Best consumed with in a hot tub.

Perfect for buttchugging.

Yo dude, wanna buttchug some clamball before we hit the party?

clamball by meatypop October 31, 2014

Clamorthic 

Something so fucking gay we made up a word for it .

"bro I watch gay porn."

"That's clamorthic"

Clamorthic by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020

clamacious 

Having the type, or quality of being clam (clam the animal)

"This food I ate is very clamacious," she said "tastes like a clam."

clamacious by clamacious (notanoobarelicYT) October 21, 2019