Luke Thomas 

Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.

Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.

Luke Thomas by Floyd Fairweather April 27, 2022

Karl Thomas 

Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.

Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!

Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!

Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!

Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!

Karl Thomas by Snoopy Kong February 19, 2010

Stiff Thomas 

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

Stiff Thomas by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010

Bryan Thomas 

The most Badass Rockstar you will ever meet! This person is real and cares. Usually has amazing artistic talent. Likely an amazing musician or singer. This person will have tremendous drive, ambition, and charisma. If this person accepts you as a friend be grateful, he is picky. Also, he is tremendously good looking to females.

Did you see that guy pick up that super sexy chick? He's a total Bryan Thomas!

That singer Bryan Thomas'd out! He was so badass!

Bryan Thomas by BT COUNTRY February 1, 2017

Jean-thomas 

v cute when he wants to and also v funny and v handsome, gives opinion even tho you don’t want it, gives great hugs, good at everything, kinda lame, also breaks hearts and feels bad about it, looks like a fuck boy but is not, e n t e r t a i n i g, is gonna make the person he’s in a relationship with the happiest human in the world.

1: wow, Jean-Thomas is a tchoin
2: yeah you’re right lol

Jean-thomas by lol k why December 18, 2017

grace thomas 

She is one of the most amazing girls on this planet and if you have one you are a very lucky person because they will treat you better then you ever have before

Grace Thomas is amazing

grace thomas by Shot toe April 5, 2019

Carl Thomas 

R&B singer best known for his album Emotional in 2000.

I just got that new Carl Thomas CD Emotional. It touched me deeply.

Carl Thomas by darkking777 December 14, 2010