Short king

A short king is a man under 5’9 who is typically quite funny and charming, but doesn’t actually make it past 1st base. Girls like short kings because they laugh at him, not with him. These men also typically hang out with girls that are younger than them. Short kings, don’t drop your crown. You’ll make it someday.

Who is that guy? He’s such a cute little short king.

by chickenpoop6690 July 9, 2022

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shortcake'n

while a girl is giving a guy head he cums all over her stomach, he then slaps her stomach with his dick untill her stomach turns red and licks it off her, then kisses the girl.

justin is nasty as fuck for shortcake'n amanda

by angel February 26, 2004

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Snortworthy

1. Something (usually a drug) worthy of being snorted.

2. A humorous joke or statement that is worthy of a laughing snort, generally performed by the female gender.

Damn, This blow is seriously snortworthy.

Girl one: That wasn't even funny.
Girl two: I know, it wasn't snortworthy, but I totally did anyway.

by Tabgirl March 27, 2009

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Short Sleeved Magician

Somone who's very predictable

John- Can you believe tom asked me for money on my birthday?

Alex- tom's such a short sleeved magician.

by AnonymousUser14 February 25, 2010

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Shortfut

A Basic Jerk, A person that does shitty and hurtful things without caring.

A person who uses a chrome Extension to make the web app more accessible.
Often thinks highly of themselves.

Did you hear what John did to Katey? What a shortfut!

Man that kid pisses me off, what a shortfut.

Did you hear what Inhudiac did last night? His misanthrope ass downloaded this shortfut extension and cheats the system..

by Sebfut October 7, 2019

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