Mike
A 17 year old pedophile who has a bunch of lil girlies on his side. Super retarded, gets pissy and sends his army of thots when you say something wrong. Not to mention he’s a total pussy
Mike by iranoutoflube December 8, 2018
Mike Pence Special
A Mike Pence Special is when you go to a nice strip joint and have dinner alone, because you never eat with any woman but your wife. After you eat THEN you get two girls at once for a table dance. Then you take them to a hotel, and they both puss on your face, cuz you wanna be Trump.
Me: Man, last night my wife was out of town so I went out for a Mike Pence Special at Strip-a-rams.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
Buddy: How did it go?
Me: It was great but the beer tasted like piss and the piss tasted like beer.
Mike Pence Special by Manoffire827 January 2, 2019
Mike Juneau
A man or boy normally 5'7 in height, Scorpio, brown hair brown eyes mostly nice, funny, always there never cheated in his life never would. most caring soul in the world . loves hugs , had a history of leukemia (blood Cancer) on his spinal cord, his father left for the military came home never visited has had 4 wives. (the father not mike) Mike lives with his mother his step dad his 2 sisters and his cousin.
goes to Lumberton HS TX
goes to Lumberton HS TX
Mike Juneau by humber fumperdink March 5, 2019
Mike
Mike by LOL_RIZALIAN March 5, 2019
mike jason
THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
mike jason by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
Mike Cocks
The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)
Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.
Mike Cocks by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019