mike starcher

A Gay fat Hog

Looks like a Mike starcher mud pit behind your house, do you own livestock?

by Mr. Alimony November 11, 2019

Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019

Mike B

Dat kid who swiped up on Bianca’s yolo, dat kid who always cappin, dat kid who always fucking 6’2’’, dat mf who beats his wife/wives/children.

Bro Mike B seriously cappin
Mike B is tall as shit
Mike B beat his kids last night and it was soooo funny
Did you see what Mike B said on Bianca’s yolo

by ThatbruhmomentwhenBISTOSisgay November 26, 2019

Be a mike

Give advice to an expert when you know nothing about the job

Don’t be a mike and leave the plumber alone

by Owegopaddy1 March 3, 2019

get miked

Drinking all night then having a joint/blunt/splif and getting so wrecked you have to go to bed a miss the party

Are we getting miked tonight?
Lets get Miked

by rebell88 March 6, 2019

Ice Mike

A former DJ who is now a wannabe marathon runner. Walks with the Mitway Limp and his idol is JohnnyO.

I was listening to Ice Mike from the 1980s wheels of steel while running the Chicago Marathon even though I have the Mitway Limp. JohnnyO was on the sidelines vigorously cheering me on.

by Denzel wendell March 8, 2019

Mike Tyson Special

While a girl is sucking your dick, you proceed to uppercut her jaw.

Todd: "Yo Tim, why is there blood on your pants?"
Tim: "Well you see Todd, I just Mike Tyson Special'ed a bitch."

by Croix Boi May 20, 2019