Hot Ham

An exceptional gluteus maximus.

Man that personal trainer has some hot hams.

by Fetch Stick August 25, 2018

Going HAM

Going hard and masturbating

Last night he was going HAM

by GOING HAM September 13, 2018

Plain ham

A vagina that resembles a plain hamburger from McDonald's

She's got a fanny like a plain ham with 2 crowns

by Yadasellsavon92 September 23, 2018

Condom Ham

Another word for Penis. Aka Dick.

Last night she sucked my condom ham soo good bro!

by Oatmealmuncher October 12, 2018

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

slippery ham

When you try to poop in the toilet but miss

I was going to the bathroom, boy was it a slippery ham

by Cotlno January 4, 2019

whore ham

Another term for wore out labia.

While watching a porno I asked, “have you ever seen whore ham on a gal like that before.”

by Spracker77 January 6, 2019