centipede dick

A dick that curve in multiple directions

Damn you fucked a guy with a centipede dick

centipede dick by Juan cent June 8, 2018

thummy dick 

While it may seem the phrase just swapped letters from “dummy thick” a thummy dick refers to a penis as the shape of the thumb. A fat penis.

Wow! Jerry’s got a thummy dick! It was fatter than the roundness of this Earth!

thummy dick by HeadReciever22 July 25, 2019

Double Dick Supreme 

When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.

I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.

Double Dick Supreme by The Coochie Connoisseur June 16, 2021

Nicholas dick 

Nicholas dick is very big and fine and very girthy usually 7-9 inches

Guy 1: Have you seen Nicholas dick?
Guy 2: yea man Nicholas dick is the best 10/10.

Nicholas dick by The real Larry boi April 6, 2022

Stim dick 

It's when you take stimulants like Speed, Ecstasy, Adderall, Ritalin, or Modafinil and you can't get an erection or only get a partial erection.

Dude: I took 1 Modafinils and couldn't fully get an erection. Stupid stim dick!

Stim dick by CognitiveFuel October 15, 2023

slap some dick on it 

To express an attraction to a female or an approval of anything you like or want.

The bitches tits are perfect, I would love to "slap some dick on it".

slap some dick on it by ...DilZniK... January 26, 2009

couldn't find his dick in the dark 

Someone who is oblivious, has declining mental facilities, or is simply stupid and cannot recognize obvious things or cannot take on simple tasks.

It's no surprise he gave that gold digger his ATM pin number--he's so dumb he couldn't find his dick in the dark.

couldn't find his dick in the dark by Marcoda December 9, 2011