dildotator

A fake, wanna-be dictator. Someone who thinks they're all that, but is really just a manufactured stand in for the real thing. Usually overly large and colorful to distract from the fact they aren't really as good as what they are copying.

Donald Trump wants a military parade in his honor, but couldn't even do that right so he just fumed about it on twitter. What a dildotator.

by Edymnion2 May 21, 2018

dildoshous

The act of being a dildo

Stop being dildoshous

by The pretty pineapple May 21, 2018

Dildoy

Full of an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation; a dildo.

You’re so dildoy

by Pussyotic May 26, 2018

Dildont

A dildont is a sex toy for people who are angry or frustrated with their male partner.

Instead of a dildo, his wife has a dildont. She turns it on and then tells it, "don't even bother, you're repulsive", and puts it right back into its velvet sleeve.

by DelCo_Brian June 9, 2018

dildokin

Small collectible dildo's that come in multiple rarity levels. Girls seem to like them, guys think it's funny.

Yo Austin, did you see Clemens got that new legendary dildokin?

by mwkjgwegkwelgkrjewtlkrejterlkt May 16, 2018

dildou

dildo in some language i dont know

thats a huge dildou!
yeah i fucked your mother with it

by Noonecareswhoiam August 19, 2018

Dildohead

When a man has blown that much shaft that his brain turns to mush and eventually he grows an additional penis on his head. Usually said person is oblivious to the fact that he is seen as a Dildohead..

Geez....that guy has listened to poor advice for so long and devoured that much wang of the said advisor that he has actually turned into a dildohead!

by Bud Willi December 18, 2018