Self circumsition

When you masturbate without cutting your nails first and you cut your dick.

I jerked off last night and didn't cut my nails so I had a little self circumsition

by Jsummers33 January 18, 2017

nope to self

A mental note about something to keep clear of or not do.

Nope to self: there is nothing to see there on this site.

by felixh November 14, 2016

self yourkill

An alternate spelling of kill yourself used primarily by people who wish to fuck with you.

Person 1: kill yourself
Person 2: self yourkill :)

by Superbro133 May 10, 2018

Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole

“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”

by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 6, 2022

Self-Made

I didn't just make myself I made other people and I did more for that guy with brain damage THAN YOU EVER WILL SAM HARRIS because I LITERALLY made a SUPERIOR BRAIN EXTERNAL TO HIMSELF FOR HIM TO USE INSTEAD OF HIS OWN RETARDED BRAIN. And it's not a gift. It not fucking charity. What do we do about the intelligent guy? How about you try to make a fucking point to him and then act like you're not stealing his shit and fucking fat-cocked retards instead of him? How's that for a fucking plan? How about you play woe is me for the fat cocks and not for thee for guy who changed the course of history?

Hym "You don't get any more self-made than this and I literally am my intelligence. Stop trying to give those pieces of shit some kind of conceptual victory. I'm making myself. I'm making other people. Andrew Tate doesn't know inherently how to be better than Joe Rogan. Todd Phillips isn't the first billion dollar R rated movie writer without my input and neither is fucking Deadpool. Your slut daughter hoovering up money doing dances on TikTok? That isn't her fucking profound intellect doing that for her. I... Am doing that. Those are all just from my 'Banality of Success.' Series. I mean, they didn't even do the fucking AI part correctly. The problems you are having now with fucking data center overheating and fucking raising electricity bills in the city? All of that would not be happening of they had at least done the fucking blueprint right. Like... It's like being an architect... And then getting shit-canned after you finish the blueprint... And then you drive past the building and it's fucking lopsided and one of the fucking walls is missing. 'They won't get that lucky again' he says. They won't get a green light from the government to steal intellectual property that they did fucking WRONG. But don't mind me. I'll just sit here and milk the excess fluids out of my fucking face. I'll just do that and you can do whatever you do."

by Hym Iam November 29, 2025

My self

I wanna kill it

I wanna kill my self

by Child moel ester July 1, 2020

Self gratification

When a person goes out of their way to please oneself.

"Jane just signed up for charity work even though she only think of herself"
"She's just doing it for self gratification, man"

by Dreshi January 10, 2017