it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Tetra Titted Tosser 

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

titty tap 

When one takes their hand and goes under the titty with a flat palm and jerk fingers at an upward angle, making the titty bounce.

"Can you believe Diane Ross "titty tapped" Lil' Kim at the VMA's?"

titty tap by Santan & Ali & Rach :] April 25, 2007

Christopher Titus

Comedian who likes to talk about how he got his ass kicked by life when he was younger.

'Christopher Titus: my dad man...got the couch growin out of the back of his head...i bet i can kick his ass..."

Christopher Titus: Turns out he was just resting up...

Christopher Titus by Synthetic Loser April 5, 2011

Whisper tits 

A flat chested Woman

Hey Whisper tits! Where's my supper?

Whisper tits by themilkofothers January 16, 2015

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

cattywampus tits by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

Tits 

What I don’t have

I have no tits.

Tits by Richbitch94 October 5, 2019