The Rule of Goats 

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

The Rule of Goats by NoneCanHandle November 7, 2021

19 minute rule 

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)

Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."

19 minute rule by Dennard April 7, 2008

friend rule 

The rule that you shouldn't get romantically involved with someone a close friend has been romantically involved with, at least without asking first. The reason being that whatever issues exist(ed) in the romantic relationship tend to become issues for the friendship as well.

"Did you hear that Mike is sleeping with Sara?"
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man."

friend rule by Memeslayer October 6, 2006

Ja Rule 

Biggest Tupac Wannabe out there besides Jevon Jones (Tha Realest). Does nothing but steal Tupac's lyrics and copy his cross, bandanas and bald head. He should change his name to Mockaveli.

Ja Rule needs to get off Tupac's dick.

Ja Rule by Ashleigh Keys May 18, 2008

Cardinal Rule 

The Cardinal Rule a substantial rule that is in place in a certain situation or organization. And it must not be broken at anytime.

'You must never date your friends ex. thats the cardinal rule of friendship'

'You broke the cardinal rule didn't you? Spies don't fall in love' - NBC's Chuck

'Never date a co-worker, its the cardinal rule. because when it all blows up in your face. your screwed'

Cardinal Rule by Keyls April 6, 2010

Nacho Rule 

the Nacho Rule is applied when 2 or more chips are stuck together... it is counted as one chip/nacho.

"those 2 chips are stuck together!!"
"yes, but the Nacho Rule states that it's only one nacho."

Nacho Rule by madam-awesomeness January 2, 2012

Ten-Fold Rule 

The inherent birthright of every human to seek vengeance at a rate of ten times the original, unprovoked offense upon the original offender(s).

If, for no good reason, a “friend” were to punch you unexpectedly in the stomach, you then would refer to the “Ten-Fold Rule” and be allowed ten free stomach punches upon said “friend.”

Ten-Fold Rule by Uncle Joe March 16, 2004