Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors 

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

Nah, I'm Just Beau 

"Nah, I'm just Beau" is exactly what you say when you survive some sort of legendary feat 99.9% guaranteed to be the cause of your death. Originated from a particular unsung Florida Man, this phrase is general statement for anything involving crackhead activities.

"Charlie, I can't believe you got away with smacking our hot principal's ass!"

"Nah, I'm just Beau"

Nah, I'm Just Beau by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole October 21, 2019

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! 

When someone makes you thank someone that didn't really deserve it.

During a school speech, he said, "I would like to thank the oxygen molecule I just inhaled along with our honourable principal for supporting me in my treacherous path."
I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! (along with urbandictionary.com)to give me a platform

I would like to thank the oxygen I just inhaled too! by Sugei July 16, 2023

it seems so common, but it's just the same 

These inspirational song lyrics mean basic or average. Metamorphosis is nowhere in sight. Can be used when someone is "back on their bullshit"

"she literally has a butterfly tattoo. it seems so common, but it's just the same."

"alex is obsessing over a chick out of his league, it seems so common but it's just the same"

it seems so common, but it's just the same by happ1234 November 29, 2021

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

this means I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam.

ok

I'm bored and I really want to make a long defenition that could break a world record and thats really funny and not just W spam. by a sussy meaning guy thing July 4, 2022

you just did 

The proper response to the question "can I ask you a question?"

Dumbass: "Can I ask you a question?"
Smartass: "You just did."

you just did by That One Guy (No, Really) November 10, 2007

You just scorched my ass 

To burn, brand, or scorch a person's rear-end.

Ryan: "You just scorched my ass."
Peter: "That's what she said... No, that's really what she said... His penis was very hot and he was doing her anally and she said, "You just scorched my ass.""

You just scorched my ass by Christian Guy January 21, 2008