The action of Land Rover enthusiasts line up their vehicles for a photo whilst jerking each other off.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
A derivative of a circle jerk.
Also used to describe slightly wanky, but acceptable behavior by devout Land Rover brand enthusiasts.
“I see they’ve parked in preparation for a linear jerk.”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
“That guy’s matching Land Rover umbrella and jacket and cap has big linear jerk energy”
by apollomatic April 5, 2024
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Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
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Get the ethical jerk mug.This is an exclamation that you say to someone who has put you in a frustrated state that you are unable to deliver a comeback because they so brilliantly insulted you.
Benny: "Yeah, now you listen here, you trifflin' trick ass brick-faced bitch with no play all day who never gonna get laid!"
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