The Empire of Keshiyr is a fictional country that takes up Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Afghanistan, and parts of Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Pakistan, and Turkmenistan.
The area was inhabited by local tribes for a long time, until it was taken over by the Islamic caliphate in 803. In 1262 there was a civil war which ended up splitting the area into 3 countries. The Kenhesh Dynasty, The Kingdom of Iraq, and The Republic of Kurdistan. In 1322 they formed an alliance. In 1556 there was a revolution in Iraq and the Keshiyrians took over. In 1558 the other 2 nations declared war on Keshiyr but they lost. In 1861 they became a constitutional monarchy, but that caused a civil war. In 1866 Keshiyr became a fascist dictatorship ruled by Ahmad Mandrel. In 1899 they lost parts of Pakistan and Afghanistan to the united kingdom after a war. In 1940 they allied with fascist Germany and took Afghanistan and Pakistan back when India was in a civil war. They supported the Jammusged regime in the Indian civil war and in 1955 they won. They became a third power during the cold war. Both the US and USSR were scared of Keshiyr so they made an alliance. But Keshiyr was stronger and had a lot of nukes. In 1966 there was a revolution supported by Turkey that was defeated in 1989. There was a communist revolution supported by the USSR that is still going on today. The Empire of Keshiyr.
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