Crotch Lotto

Participating in activities that could be risky for the crotch

"So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."

by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013

Crotch Dusting

The act of farting while someone is spooning you.

My girlfriend kept crotch dusting me while we were spooning.

by angle3034 November 1, 2013

crotch yahtzee

The act of masturbating for men.

Man, I had the day off work yesterday and threw a mean hand of crotch yahtzee.

by FatherB November 18, 2013

crotch syrup

the liquid produced by a male following stimulation of the crotch area

she just loves to the crotch syrup

by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013

crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't

Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**

by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014

Crotch Beer

1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.

2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.

1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."

2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."

by phroot February 3, 2014

crotch pin

Grabbing someone by the head and then forcing their face into one's genitalia

Jim and Bob lost their friendship when Jim gave Bob a crotch pin

by DogeOfWow April 13, 2014