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after-nought-o'clock

Period from 12:00 AM to 5:59 AM.
After-nought-o'clock.
by Çyñywynny October 24, 2025
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afternoon

1- Period between noon to 6PM.
2- Period between noon to sunset.
Afternoon.
by Çyndry October 25, 2025
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afternoon

1- Period between 12:00 PM (midday) until 6:00 PM.
2- Period between 12:00 PM (midday) until 5:59 PM.
3- Period between 12:00 PM (midday) until sunset.
Afternoon.
by Kytyryny November 1, 2025
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Afterplops

A phenomenon that occurs after you’ve had a really massive poo, possibly following a few days of constipation, however for a few hours after the said poo you need to return to the toilet several times to pass turds even though you thought your bowel was completely empty.
I thought I’d have a really good day today after managing an extremely large & satisfying poo this morning, however when I got to work I had to go to the toilet 4 or 5 times to pass even more poo, it was a really bad attack of the afterplops.
by Big Jack's Bollocks November 7, 2025
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After

No I accused her of doing it with what I thought was evidence. She denied it but evidence continued to mount and I was reprimanded for trying to catch her. The invite was after and SHE ACCEPTED the invitate. So why would you accept an invite from someone who both accused you of fucking a retard and/or threatened to murder everyone?
Hym "After. It doesn't matter that I'm 'putting on a performance' because the fact that I have an unwanted audience and how that audience has chosen to interact with me is both conspiratorial and actively getting me killed. Dr. Zach at Prevea on Shawano knows what I'm talking about. Additionally, my ideas are better than yours. You don't have shit for fucking ideas other than STEAL FROM THE PEOPLE WITH IDEAS TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INFERIOR MINDS AND THEN FUCK A FAT-COCK INSTEAD OF ME. THAT'S IT. That's the extent of your capacity for thought."
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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After Kirk

The year after 2025 AD. After the passing of the prophet Charlie Kirk, the Catholic Church, after taking a lump sum of cash, decided to honor Charlie Kirk and turn the year 2026 AD into 1 AK (After Kirk). After even more money, the Catholic Church humbly decided to create hymns dedicated to Charlie Kirk; including but not limited to: We Are Charlie Kirk, How Dare They (For Charlie), and Charlie. The Catholic Church humbly, after even more money, created the KT (Kirky Testament).
Lucas: “Bro, my son was born in 1 AK (After Kirk), we are going to raise him to follow Kirktholicism.” (We gave the Catholic Church a lot of money to change their name).
by Jeffica3576 December 10, 2025
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afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.
If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.
by QuacksO December 20, 2025
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