Schuldiner Syndrome 

The effect of a band or musician (usually a metal band) becoming far more popular after death then they ever were in life. The term is in reference to Chuck Schuldiner of the band "Death" who passed away due to pontine glioma, a type of brain cancer. Many fans now claim "Death" to be the greatest band ever and that now one will ever be as epic or talented.

Note: This can be likened to a the similar effect of an artists painting going up in value after they die.

Metal Head #1: You know, I actually like some Obituary stuff more than Death.

Metal Head #2: Man you dont know what your talking about, Death is the best band ever to ever exist period. R.I.P. Chuck.

Metal Head #1: Man you really have a bad case of Schuldiner Syndrome

Schuldiner Syndrome by RoccoTaco November 5, 2007

Big Ass Syndrome 

A condition where one's ass is too big, creating a small waist line. It is known to make it impossible for one to find jeans that don't fall down and expose the ass crack. Some people believe it to be tacky and avoidable, but it tends to be quite frustrating for those who experience it.

I appears that I have Big Ass Syndrome and should invest in a belt.

Big Ass Syndrome by Acura13 November 16, 2011

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome

A made-up but seemingly real phenomenon in where some tasteless, generic media or physical item (be it music, tv, literature etc.) which achieves way more attention and profits than which it deserves. It stays at the forefront of media attention from a mere 2 days (not so much a problem) all the way through several decades (major annoyance). This syndrome gets its' name from the fact that most modern mainstream media seems to hypnotise a large percentage of the population into becoming their slaves/army, often shooting way out of their target demographics. Over the past 5 decades, this syndrome has become more and more apparent, eventually leading to conflicting media/physical items and online wars that no-one cares about. Now, this power can either be used for bad, malicious, world controlling purposes such as Justin Bieber and Call of Duty or good, constructive development such as Minecraft and Gangnam Style.

It is currently unknown how people and corporations utilise this formula, but love/relationships are somehow involved in every single one. (Justin Bieber's songs, Avatar's romance, most Nick/Disney programs, a certain former little girl's cartoon that involves horses' current generation etc. Even small, obscure references to love such as Tetris' love heart in the high score screen can count. Another possible factor is that following its' popularity, metric fucktons of merchandise are produced, all the way from keychains to butt plugs.

1. Oh my god, did you see Justin Bieber last night? He totally hypnotised us with his bad voice and Canadian beaver teeth. I'll go buy 20 of his custom brand dildos for absolutely no reason!
- Belieber

2. The so-called Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome is a lie! A dirty, filthy lie! We craft our products with heart and soul and totally no brainwashing, whatever that is, isn't that right Mr. errr, Snrub?
- Record Labels

3. Out now! New Twilight sanitary pads! Feed Edward Cullen's current blood addiction whilst you scream in agonising pain after failing to make it to the toilet in time. Buy ASAP! Call 1-800-GOFUCKYOURSELF to order!
- Merchandising companies

Mainstream Hypnosis Syndrome by AlexGRFan97 November 10, 2012

cockholm syndrome

1) When a girl has been with a guy so long that, even though he is now a total doosh, she stays with him out of loyalty, and fear of being alone.

2) A pickup technique whereby you force yourself onto a girl for so long she starts to enjoy your company, and eventually WANTS to have you around.

"Karl is such a tosser! Why is Steph still with him?"
"Classic cockholm syndrome..."

" Yes! Jill just called me! My persistance has finally paid off!"
"Mate, you fully gave her cockholm syndrome. Score!"

cockholm syndrome by The Hair of Robert Smith September 8, 2009

MW2 Syndrome 

What happens after you play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. A chronic disease which seemingly lasts atleast half a month.

My friend stayed home today complaining he had t he flu when he really just had MW2 Syndrome

MW2 Syndrome by Sufferer of MW2 Syndrome December 1, 2009

ESCAMILLA Syndrome 

Aka "Pretty Woman Syndrome"
STD contracted from whore your trying to save. Symptoms include becoming blind to all signs of being played and used, complete and unexplained urge to try and protect Host Escamilla who infected you, becoming retarded, the inability to stop lowering your expectations, Lose of friends and families respect, and if not separated from Host...death.

Oh man, did you hear Eric and Donnie both caught Escamilla syndrome last month! Those girls are going to invect the entire male population of Spring Branch.

ESCAMILLA Syndrome by Dr.Shard July 14, 2014

Head In Ass Syndrome 

When a person and/or persons are reluctant to make the correct decision although they know it is for their benefit.

b. Being able to come to a conclusion and not agreeing with the answer.

c. Ignoring common sense.

d. The inability to think clearly due to lack of encouragement.

Maybe if you get your head out of your ass you could actually do the work right.

You really need to get that "Head In Ass Syndrome" treated before they fire you.

Hi my name is ________, and i suffer from HIAS.

Head In Ass Syndrome by theMIAdude June 9, 2009