Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

by Katy Pig October 7, 2018

Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.

Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!

by Burnsssss March 5, 2009

phone

this is for my mom.

phone is an electronic device and it can NOT cause physical pain (in most cases).
so NO, my back doesn't hurt just because i sat on my phone for some time.

kid: mom, my stomach hurts a little.
mom: oh yeah no wonder it does. its all because of that damn phone.

by catnamedpat June 11, 2022

phone girlfriend

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.

My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.

by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

Phone card

An invitation to have sex

buy me a phone card please

by your moms sidechick August 17, 2022

phone

A piece of plastic with glass created by either a robot or fruit. it displays many things, such as wieners.

my phone died.

by Extreme humanoid object May 19, 2020

Phone Bitch

The person in an office setting designated to answer the phone when no one else will. Especially in a high call setting, such as the ‘hate department’. Generally the newest person in this high turn over department.

I’m not phone bitch today, that’s Sandra!

by Tracy’s Hotline July 20, 2019