king salmon 

A fish who will swim upstream to his death. Also a terrible card player named Dan Kane who plays horrid hands in an attempt to swim to his death.

King Salmon Kane played 10 3 and despite his best efforts to lose managed to hit the world's dirtiest stright and defeat my set of 4's

king salmon by Crustacean Craven February 16, 2005

king of battle 

the strongest person in the game

that nigga is the true king of battle

king of battle by MasterSteve00 March 1, 2005

King J 

A person who is none of your business.... Going out with Blaire Frost......

See also Blaire Frost and {Alex J]

It's none of ya business who I am!!11

King J by KING J(mandude) May 10, 2005

king k 

when your beating someone in checkers, who talks a lot of shit and u wanna woop his ass but you can't. So you tell him.

Cut the chit chat. Just king k.

king k by da "big daddy k" June 7, 2005

King Spootram 

King Spootram appeared as the first object in existence when god created the universe. It is widely believed (and accepted) that he is the creator of all the trams in the world when he decided to clone himself one april fools so he could trick his girlfriend at the time, Australian foreign minister Alexander Downer. According to legend King Spootram traveled out to space and built a cloning machine out of shavings from gods' beard, but when he tried to clone himself the machine exploded and created a massive fireball that was so powerful it would burn for eighty four million years, or the distance in millimetres from the centre of Mick Jaggers lips to the outermost point of them. When the sun was created it also became a spawning point for all the trams in existence. King Spootram was severely mutated in the accident and now has the appearance of a locomotive. It is believed that before his accident King Spootram was a magnificent red tram wearing a scarlet blouse with blue tassels and had 'Spoo' written on a sign on the side of him in Jokerman. Noone has ever seen spootram in his original form but a mexican apparently had a moustache which was an exact replica of him and believed by many to be a reincarnation of him, unfortuneately it was involved in a tragic shaving accident in March 2003.5132.

Hail King Spootram king of the trams, blah, LE END

King Spootram by A male prostitute July 24, 2008

King Ape 

Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.

King Ape goes by the name of Bretty B

King Ape by GorgeousBrad August 30, 2006

King Dill 

He once was known as pickle, but then he became ROYALTY!

also - the biggest picklein the jar

Hey, King Dill, wanna go get high?

King Dill by poopy poopy poo poo pants September 12, 2006