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Comfortainment

Noun: An amalgamation of the words communication, information, and entertainment.

Due to ongoing advancement of the interface between cell phones, computers, televisions, and related technological hardware, each has a new hybrid functionality.
I just hooked up my laptop to my HD flat screen - let the comfortainment begin!
by Oly in Oly December 10, 2010
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Comfortable Killer

A killer who is oblivious to the fact (or not) that they are killing/harming something or someone is someway.
Look at all the garbage people leave around, polluting the ocean and ground for our future kids and animals.. Such comfortable killers.
by OneComfortableKiller September 4, 2010
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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Comfort pooer

(n) A person who finds it difficult or impossible to defecate anywhere but a place in which they are comfortable, ie. their own toilet.
Well we can definitely take Nin, she'll poo anywhere. She ain't no comfort pooer!
by cwfb3kwx May 10, 2011
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Combonative

Another way of defining a combonation or combo of things. Often a collection of unrelated objects or even a collection of collections.
To the conbonative world!

The beer cans only add to the combonative mess.

Our combonative efforts should overcome this problem
by Johnwiing October 31, 2011
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Combofusion

Combofusion is to be double confused by people who are already confused
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dude whats today?

humm . . I think its Tuesday

but Yesterday wasn't Monday

Hummm . . .its Wednesday then!!

Hey both of you guys are wrong today is Friday what a combofusion
by Kiw K December 9, 2012
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