green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.

i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!

green christmas tree by johnaaaa May 19, 2007

Charlie Brown Christmas 

When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.

Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.

Charlie Brown Christmas by James Frother November 5, 2012

christmas cheer 

the wreaths that people who live in dorms put on their door to make the place seem "more christmassy"

"wtf, i woke up and room 327's christmas cheer was in my bed. i must have been so drunk when i came home last night."

christmas cheer by magggggie January 7, 2008

Christmas Morning 

That special time in a young man's life when its 7 o'clock in the morning on December 25th, and out of excitement he runs down the stairs at full speed, not expecting a sudden pain as his newly fallen balls flap against his thigh. This right of passage makes you think twice about running down the stairs next year.

Guys, i'm only 10 but this year was my Christmas Morning!

Christmas Morning by DiabloRain November 8, 2010

christmas tree 

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.

Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?

christmas tree by stoopidface21 January 3, 2008

Christmas dendrology 

An art of decorating one's house, garden or surroundings with Christmas trees in an elegant and fascinating manner

Since Christmas is just around the corner, Christmas dendrology will come in handy.

Christmas dendrology by uttam maharjan December 24, 2009

christian teresa suastegui 

He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.

Girlfriend:That’s my Christian

Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui

christian teresa suastegui by Mimic May 9, 2018