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Christmas Federation

It's another way of describing a Christmas event, whether it's a party, festival, or special occasion marking the holiday.
The Christmas Federation will be a great celebration this year
by Christmas Federation June 11, 2025
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Proper Christmas

A drink I just invented. Equal parts eggnog and root beer with a shot of fireball.
I'll have a Proper Christmas
by VariationStranger October 4, 2025
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Christmas Adult

Like a Disney Adult : adults who are obnoxiously into something which is geared toward children. Christmas adults will often say “it’s almost Christmas!” before the leaves have even started to change color, listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies year round, and leave up Christmas decorations up from September to February.
“Dude, did you see the neighbor’s house? They have a “Season’s Greetings” sign up already. It’s September!”
“Yeah, they’re just a Christmas Adult”
by GenWaller October 7, 2025
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Christmas Crapper

When you take a poop and it comes out a mix of red and green. Typically colored red from blood and green because it's radioactive, or from the food you ate before. Anyways, whether it's radioactive or not, it's much better to drown yourself in Chernobyl than sniff that.
"I took a Christmas Crapper this morning and broke the toilet."

"Kelly took a Christmas Crapper in the hotbox, effectively killing everyone in there."

"Christmas is cancelled after Santa took a big Christmas Crapper at the mall while some kid sat in his lap!"
by girlkisser420 October 20, 2025
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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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Christmas Werewolf

When your significant other turns crazy and aggressive around Christmas time
My partner is super aggressive during Christmas time, it's like they turned into the Christmas Werewolf
by Willys Wonka November 14, 2025
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Flaming Christmas Tree

Using hand sanitizer as lubricant during a hand job and lighting it on fire
by Jaffir November 25, 2025
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