caesar salad 

The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.

"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"

caesar salad by Andrew G September 15, 2005

caked

when a girl, usually of the skanky variety, wears enough makeup on her face to paint a bathroom.

ew man look at her face, its caked.

caked by metdizzle February 16, 2008

yellow cake kambic 

A person who has a obsessive compulsive need to find yellow cake uranium in foreign countries before invading them and stealing their oil.

I was watching CNN last night and this yellow cake kambic guy came on saying that there was only 5 tons of uranium in Iraq but no yellow cake was found.

I say, give him a twinkie and his yellow cake craving will be extinguished.

yellow cake kambic by leo cuban August 4, 2006

hot fudge cake

This is where a man shits in his partner's ass, then proceeds to fuck the ass, using the shit as lubrication. The man then cums in the partner's ass. Then, the cum and shit is squeezed out and the man proceeds to eat this from the hole. The man then performs oral sex on his partner whilst spreading the cum/shit mixture all over his partner's genitals. After the partner's orgasm is reached, the man proceeds to kiss his partner.

Hey, did you want to have a hot fudge cake tonight?

No honey, I already had pie.

hot fudge cake by AnyonomousUser September 19, 2007

Cakeface

There are gnerally two types of cakefaces. The first type is the girl who might do it accidentally. These types are usually sluts, in which case they may be forgiven for the trauma they put your eyes through.

The second are the bitchy, self-centered type. The type that when you go into a store you see and try to avoid, but then she walks up to you and says in a half-assed voice, "is there anything I can help you with?" "No", you say, when in fact she could help by washing her face a lot.

They're both extremely ugly and are usually found sleeping under bridges.

I saw a cakeface one day. I was about to slay her but then she offered to fuck. She was then forgiven.

Cakeface by horny pornz April 2, 2010

Cake Stand 

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand

The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.

Cake Stand by Marion Girls January 17, 2009

Cake Leg 

Verb: To get hit in the ankle with an object.

To Cake Leg - The act of kicking someone in the ankle with the sole of the foot, so as to cause pain. (always with a humorous intent)

Getting Cake Legged - To get hit in the ankle with any object.

"He wasn't looking, so I totally went up and Cake Legged him."

"I was trying to pull off a pop shove-it on my skateboard, and I totally Cake Legged myself with it."

Cake Leg by Fireworks in Minnesota June 9, 2009