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crack the nuts

The mean for the word "crack the nuts" is when u stick ur ball sack into a gurls mouth and she swallows ur sack. (much like the act of tea bagging)
when my gurlfriends parents were out of town, i went to her house and she cracked my nuts
by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004
mugGet the crack the nutsmug.

crack open

when a thug/male gets fucked in the booty,or raped when in prison or jail
i heard dat nigga got crack open in his booty last week... they are going to crack dat dude open in jail cuz he killed his moma
by man4man January 6, 2014
mugGet the crack openmug.

L Crack

A position in a smoking cycle. The L Crack side tends to have all the smoke drifting to that one position. L Crack was orgionated by some girl who tended to smoke a lot of weed. Smoke always drifted to L Crack.
"oh goodness, I'm on the L Crack side."
by White Plains November 15, 2005
mugGet the L Crackmug.

crack story

an out right lie, a bunch of bullshit that u tell someone to hide the truth....... things that happened to you while smoking crack.things that happened to you while on drugs
when you go out with your friends and your girlfriend asks you what you were doing and you dont want her to know what you were really doing you tell her a crack story
by scott audi February 25, 2008
mugGet the crack storymug.

Crack Jog

The manner in which crack addicts prance excitedly back to their respective locations from their dealers automobiles.
The crack monster, formally known as Christina, had one hell of a crack jog back to her apartment after taking a much anticipated trip around the block in Jamal's 76' Deville.
by Christina September 1, 2008
mugGet the Crack Jogmug.

Crack-fil-A

Crack-fil-A is an American fast food restaurant chain headquartered in the Atlanta suburb of College Park, Georgia, specializing in crack sandwiches.

Some say the sandwiches contain chicken, but this is incorrect. Due to the addictive nature of Crack-fil-A sandwiches, it has been conclusively determined that they contain a large percentage of crack cocaine chemically modified to be fully metabolized through ingestion.

Generally, the sandwiches also contain two or three small pickle slices.

Recently, Crack-fil-A restaurants have become Meccas for homosexual individuals looking for an accepting location to engage in consensual sexual relations with other members of the same gender.
"I was going to shoot up some heroine, but decided it was easier to just eat a sandwich at the Crack-fil-A."
by A Busy Man December 4, 2012
mugGet the Crack-fil-Amug.

Butt Cracked

Someone bends over or leans forward and you unintentionally see their butt crack, often seen among plumbers.
Ahhh man that dude just Butt Cracked me, I didnt need to see that!
by Jeromy Barela March 10, 2008
mugGet the Butt Crackedmug.

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