Chill dick

similar to settle down, relax; usually for when somebody makes a ridiculous accusation

John: "Bro I totally got with christina last night!"
Jack: "Chill dick, I saw her leave with some other dude last night."

by trapkingin July 13, 2015

dick pics

something that a man asks a women for

want dick pics

by yourgrobert May 12, 2022

mouse dicked

A golf term; meaning you short a putt so bad you have moused dicked said putt. Good luck next time fool.

Well,....... You really mouse dicked that one

by Austin Ryan August 8, 2015

Dick

Something that people using urban dictionary will masturbate over.

But seriously... GO TO CHURCH!

2) a plastic dick girls shove in their vag idk why :|

Jeff: hey Kai what do you masturbate over?
Kai: the definition of dildo on urban dictionary
Jeff: go to church demon!

by Stepsisterisstuckagain October 17, 2020

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017

A Dick

Yeah, no, I'm GONNA be one.... You know I'm gonna be one! Look at the shit around me!

Hym "Nah, I'm gonna be a dick. You look like a skeleton that was brought back to life with some kind of aryan magic but they screwed up the spell and you didn't finish forming all the way.... So, yeah... There's that... And here's this: 🖕*boop* It's not free either. You owe me $5.95. You can save $2 if you take both of them. Here: 🖕*wahbam!*🖕 *kapow!* Get both today for $9.99! 100% of all proceeds goes to a plane ticket to a place where prostitution is legal. Call in the next 30 seconds and I will steal from a charity."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2023

Donkey Dick

A Japanese meal made with the most fresh ingredients around the world it can also be served with a pair of donkey balls which gives the meal more crunch to it

This "donkey dick was very tasty"

by Just a random black guy July 20, 2022