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maui time

The time it takes a Hawaiin to do something, which is usually longer than your average American. Local Maui citizens are lazy, and take their sweet-ass time doing everything and anything. When asked why they are taking so long, one replys " I am on Maui time."
Don't rush me, I'm on Maui Time.
by JC16 March 7, 2007
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Couch Time

Something that you have lots of once you get laid off from your job.
Once benefit of this shitty economy is that I might end up having lots of couch time!
by rghman February 9, 2009
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squeaky bum time

Old Glaswegian saying for "On the verge of shiting yourself", commonly said in the closing stages of a football match when their is a one goal difference between teams, and the other team is going hell for leather in an attempt to score a goal.
It was squeaky bum time for Man Utd earlier, as Chelsea scored to bring the score to 2-1 with 5 minutes injury time remaining.
by kolapop May 30, 2011
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time traveling

A vodka phenomenon, where significant periods of time are traveled past and the intoxicated person believes they have teleported to a new physical location where minutes, hours, days, or even weeks have passed.
After five dirty martinis and a dose of Ecstasy I went to the men's room and right when I stepped out I was squeezing the badunkadunk of Queen Latifah from behind in a stall in the ladies room. There were red horned monkeys perched on the walls moving their heads back and forth watching her huge breasts jiggling, and I knew that I had gone time traveling again.
by Lar January 1, 2006
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time suck

Something that's engrossing and addictive, but that keeps you from doing things that are actually important, like earning a living, or eating meals, or caring for your children.
"Ever since I got on Facebook I haven't been able to stay away. I'm spending hours on it each day -- it's a total time suck, but I can't stop! Grocery shopping and laundry will have to wait.
by spudsmc January 17, 2009
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slavic timebomb

The term used to refer to a genetic condition affecting women of slavic genealogy that although attractive in their youth cannot help becoming ugly and fat when they age.
Dude, I want to marry that Russian chick, shes so hot.

No dude, remember she could be a slavic timebomb.
by Nola Seminole March 23, 2010
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gay time

a time meaning "when-i'm-ready-o'clock." usually running about a half hour late.
"When's John going to arrive?"
"He said he'd be here at two, but he's on gay time, but he probably won't show until three."
by slc2013 August 5, 2009
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