smituation

A dilemma regarding an unexpected crush on someone.

My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.

by QuacksO July 13, 2023

Smithers edge

To make an edge sharp like a snake.

Used grinding stone to get the sword tuned to a Smithers edge

by Adam Mr.Blisters September 28, 2023

Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.

To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

smith and sniff

A podcast where two men talk about cars and many other things…

“Johnny Smith and Richard Porter are presenters of Smith and Sniff”

by H.K_R December 19, 2023

Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.

I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!

by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024

smithburger

An annoying obnoxious piece of emo sh_t.

:(

Smithburger is awful 💀

by Ipayne November 19, 2023

Smith

A beautiful young man and the sexiest

Smith is the most beautiful and caring person

by Soccer lover10 November 22, 2023