mexican dick suck 

When one inserts his or her genitalia into a vacuum cleaner's metal neck for sexual stimulation.

Hey Billy want to come to the mexican dick suck at my house later I got a brand new hoover.

No grandpa I don't want to help you with your mexican dick suck I've already had to clean out the vacuum's filter twice this week and its only tuesday.

Hey Alex want to go to mexico with me later I just got a brand wet dry vac.

mexican dick suck by X2f01 June 23, 2008

mexican breakfast 

When you pull down your pants and fart in somebody's face.

Dude, I woke up Johnny by making him a Mexican Breakfast in bed.

mexican breakfast by J-cubson April 23, 2008

mexican get off 

Sexual intercourse where neither participant wishes to orgasm before the other (see Mexican stand off).

Last night we had a Mexican get off. It lasted a good half hour.

mexican get off by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Mexican Crop Duster 

A follow up to a dirty sanchez, when one cleans off the remaining fecal matter with a forceful ejaculation.

I can't believe Charlie did a Mexican Crop Duster on Jenn last night!

Mexican Crop Duster by chuckinator January 2, 2009

Mexican Tourette 

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

Mexican Tourette by King Drax March 26, 2010

Mexican Relaxer 

1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.

Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*

Mexican Relaxer by F.Mac April 30, 2010

Mexican Diego 

A person who lives with his parents untill 40 and is always in the basement on his Xbox and is not very outgoing and sexually gay

Jenny: Why doesn't he go out much?
Maria: Idk but hez such a mexican diego

Mexican Diego by Ratchet boy 556 July 7, 2010