Davy Jones Locker

A sex act where you insert a squid or octopus in your rectum, in order to expel it while your partner is giving you oral sex as a joke.

Dude! I totally pulled a Davy Jones Locker on that girl I met at the frat party last night!

by LogSwift January 30, 2012

Luckers

combination of lucky and fucker. a lucky fucker. someone who is lucky in almost everything they do or just a one time thing that happens.

Person 1 'OH MY GOSH!"
Person 2 "What?! What just happened? What did you do?"
Person 1 "I JUST HIT $100 ON THIS SCRATCH TICKET!!!"
Person 2 "WOW! Luckers!"

also Flucky which is a lucky fucker

by Z3R0123 July 22, 2010

The Hurt Locker

Being ass raped by your fellow sex deprived Marines while on duty in some shit-hole 3rd world country.

Little fucker wouldn't stop bitching so we sent him to The Hurt Locker

by Sacrament Ov Impurity July 6, 2009

Locker Fishing

When you go to the gym and there is no one next to your locker, but when you go to leave the gym and there are people at or near yours. They impede your ability to get ready. Therefore you put out your "lure" and you "fish" by attracting others around your locker.

It was nice to get to the gym and work out, but I realize my locker fishing attracted an old guy who decided to pass gas while I was getting dressed.

by otherdamian December 1, 2009

Lickety split

Spreading the pussy lips with your tongue. That's the real meaning.

that girl is so fine I would eat her lickety split

by DrNorman March 10, 2016

Hurt Locker

An example of American self delusion. A joke played by film makers to cash in on public sympathy.

That Hurt Locker movie was a preposterous piece of shit that would only appeal to Yankee teenagers to glorify war.

by the CATSASS March 8, 2010

lucker

somone who gets lucky at cs. walks into a huge gang of people and manages to kill them, whereas previousely through the game they couldnt even take a guywith a knife on.
not always well recieved though, very annoying when you are doing really really well on a game and somone cal;s you a lucker just because you killed them.

<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH-->PoStAl:timmy
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH-->PoStAl: joent
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH-->PoStAl: weedking
<<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH-->PoStAl: booyben

Gla you lucker
me: no luck in it m8, im just good

yes <<GLA>> HoLsTeR_SmAsH is me (and the postal is when i fight hackers.
chubby melon is me on xbox live, think your good enough come and get me

by alex weeden May 19, 2004