by The Muckbarn Monster April 26, 2025
Get the Muckbarn jerkmug. jerk: /jərk/ adjective: Someone who intentionally stops taking to Kari just to see how she will react and or how long they can keep it up just cause.
Miguel claimed that Kari was a jerk but as stated in the definition that is not possible for Kari to do.
by Californiapoppyeyes April 10, 2018
Get the Jerkmug. by DNAGuy June 7, 2024
Get the jerk n a jarmug. Putting one's hand in the shape of a fist, leaving a hole in the middle to place over the male genitals. Once the process begins, rubbing their fist repeatedly in an up and down motion to the point where one begins to ejaculate semen. During this period of time, the constant physical touch brings one sexual please, allowing themself to release any built up tension or stress.
"Oh my god, I really need a nice jerk off session tonight."
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
"I started jerking off to porn, I came everywhere"
by wngacc.29 July 8, 2023
Get the jerk offmug. the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made
by Serbian crab March 14, 2024
Get the wizard jerkingmug. a group activity purely done for the self-aggrandizement of its members through actions that clearly undercut its original goals; the activity reflects something far closer to a jerk circle than to what it was initially intended to be
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
also referred to as MJC for more discrete discussion
Jessie retired from college debate after realizing it was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
Benjamin realized college debate was a Metaphysical Jerk Circle when he watched a debate of Specisism vs Racial Capitalism when the original topic was carbon emissions.
by Masterdebator1 May 27, 2025
Get the Metaphysical Jerk Circlemug. its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
Get the national jerk your boyfriend off daymug.