forest jerk

When you jerk off to some mystical elves in the forest

I just an amazing forest jerk to this elvish princess in Mirkwood

by anonymous March 7, 2022

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jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.

Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?

by Frozen5110 July 7, 2019

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jerk smack

(verb) The process of ejaculation on ones face, and then proceeding to enthusiastically attack said face with palm of hand.

(verb). Smacking yo bitch after yu bust that nut on his/her face.

Bro, Becky is into some freaky shit. Last night she asked me to jerk smack her for the first time. Not gonna lie, I was into it.

by ulmus May 16, 2018

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Frisbee Jerk

At orgasm, you jerk your hand like your throwing a frisbee, which gets semen all over everything.

I frisbee jerked so hard it got under my bed

by it grinds and jerks June 14, 2011

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Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

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