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i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard 

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard
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pimp-P.I.M.P. Pussy Instantly Makes Profit 

1)noun-A businessman that earns profit by supplying the demand for sexual favors by providing paying clients(tricks)a supply of women(hoes)to indulge themselves with. Also, protects and provides for the needs of a hoe whereby she can earn her pay. 2)noun-A term of endearment and comradery used amongst young males. 3)noun-A complimentary term used to identify a man who dates or has sex with several different women whether they know or not.(see NOTE) 4)verb-To walk with a bounce in one's step as to denote coolness. 5)verb-To work or struggle persistantly with something untill success is achieved. The addition of any suffix -ing, -ish, etc. will generally mean something that is hip, cool, in style, or looks good. NOTE: the word is often confused with the term player(see def. 3). Many non game oriented people and haters often get the two confused. A player IS NOT a pimp anymore than a paralegal is an attorney or a nurse is a doctor. Also, the true term pimp incorperates a very broad spectrum. Because as all halfway competent adults should know sex is sold in many forms and places, not just on street corners in the hood. So whether you're some jilted, feminist bitch or some conservative, self righteous, republican asshole or just a hater in general DON'T KNOCK PIMPIN. It's just another capitalistic endevour and a way to achieve financial independence and after all isn't that what America is all about.
1. My uncle used to be a pimp and kept hoes on the track, but he ain't got shit on Hugh Hefner.
2. "What's crackin, pimp."
3. My cousin got 4 numbers at the club last night, that nigga is a pimp.
4. I seen your boy pimpin down the street.
5. I had to pimp the shit out of my oil filter before I could get it on.

I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U? 

A slogan you wear on a jacket or T-shirt to tell the world how you feel about school math: it is as boring as dull wood, or as useless as stale food.
Prof. Smith likes to get attention from passers-by, so he carries a tote bag with the words “With Math You Can Do Everything!” stamped on it, while wearing a T-shirt with the message “I Really Don’t Care About Math. Do U?”

Sir John A. MacDonald C.I. 

A high school located in Scaborough, Ontario. Also known as Mac. Made unknown thanks to the Asian population that attends this school. The white kids that reach are all pussies that sleep around and the Asian kids are all fobs that enjoy anime and shit. Located near Lam.
guy: wuh school u reach baby?
girl: sir john a. macdonald c.i.
guy: wheres dat?
girl: in scarbz, near lam
guy: ohh, never heard of it
girl: most people haven't... it's filled with fobs and sluz

I can read a map 

Used to express understanding of a situation or when something seems very obvious to you.
"Did you feel the tension in that room? I wonder if something is going on between those two."
"Yeah, I can read a map."
or
"Hey, I don't know if I was being too subtle but I would like to spend some 'quality time' with you later, if you know what I mean."
"yeah, I can read a map."
I can read a map by chaOS January 22, 2014

May i praise the lord 

When some random nigga starts to dance infront of ur car.
Random Nigga: May i praise the lord?
Me: Yea why not.
Random Nigga: *Starts to dance*
Me: ah shit, here we go again.

i can take your man if i want to 

The art of taking someone’s male partner and making them your own partner. ( mostly used by attractive girls)
I can take your man if I want to. But lucky for you I don’t want to.