The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.
Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.
Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.
Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51
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The worst damn name ever invented. Any parent so braindead as to permanently scar their poor, innocent child with such a hideously dweebish name deserves nothing less than eternal damnation
Colin, you poor bastard, I could never live having to bear a cross so painful as that abomination of a name
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Boss: Why aren’t you at work today
Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.
Boss: So you’re not coming in
Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO
Boss: This is pure Collinry
Collin: I’ve come down with some sort of food borne illness. Which is odd cause my chicken dinner was overcooked if anything.
Boss: So you’re not coming in
Collin: not today, also tomorrow I won’t be in my cat had a massage appointment so I’ll be taking a full day of PTO
Boss: This is pure Collinry
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