Ass-Fistey Wank

Fairly self explainiatory, insert fist in rectum and proceed to wank ( Masterbate ) like an old maid.

''Why's the fist so smelly today Kieth?''

''I watching a bit of loose woman and, well you know the score''

''The old Ass-Fistey Wank''

''Bingo, flaccid sir''

by Kieth Kieth May 27, 2008

tit wank

ladies allways touching there boobs or ladies seeing if milk will come out

ladies going out and they pus thyre boobs up or put thyre hand in thyre bra just to fix theyre boobs which looks like teyre are wanking but its theyre tits so tit wank

by somerandom2009 December 11, 2009

shank and wank

using a sharpened tool to stab somebody, while then proceeding to insert ones phallus into the wound and fuck it

Henry fucked up real bad and got the shank and wank.

by lexlewis February 21, 2009

French Wank

The Art of spreading Pate over ones penis, whilst placing a fresh crusty bagette up the anus, completed with a bottle of Red plonk poured over the head.

French Wank. Just try it. I tried it and its great!

by Major Rossi July 6, 2007

tit wank

My God... well, Mark might wank his own tits... but other homosapiens place their cock between a woman's breasts and trust into the female's mouth. But hey, if you know how to wank your tits, good job! :D

''Yo mamma, stick yo fat tittehs round ma w33ner :p''

by n3xUs December 8, 2003

Fuck-wank

When you have to be hand relieved by your partner after intercourse after you've brought them to climax (possibly several times over) and they are too tired to continue.

Mate 1: How'd things go with that chick last night?

Mate 2: Man, she was so loose I had to settle for a fuck-wank and go to sleep.

by Bazildon P February 26, 2009

Post Wank Hands

The state your hands are in after a wank

Post Wank Hands

by KiwiRider March 10, 2010