drainage pants

Male pants that have the facility to contain a mans yellow fluid until he feels it necessary to release the goods.

Hello Jane, are you ready for me to empty my drainage pants?

by caveman10 May 18, 2016

angry pants

A pair of pants that are horribly uncomfortable to the point where anyone wearing them is grumpy for the rest of the day. Angry pants can only affect certain people.

Sorry I yelled at you, I'm wearing my angry pants.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

Baby pant

When a person is such a baby, that their babiness level of being a baby is immeasurable by baby standards.

Did you see Laura today? She is such an F'in baby pants!

by Truthdoctorjd May 28, 2018

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011

Cheeze Pants

When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.

"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"

"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."

by HermanManwells August 19, 2009

shat pant

Pants that have been shat in. Usually given as a gift.

Thank you for the beautiful pare of shat pants. That are the finest pare I have seen!

by hotkoreanbabysandwiches May 15, 2016